What is this disaster of a page about? The answer: anything and everything that may be intentionally written, be found and revised, come to me at 03:00 in one of many manic, sleepless nights, or be spurred on by a bout of suffocating, debilitating depression. Which one is the cause of what piece? Now that is a question that is left to the reader. Critiques, reviews, compliments, etc. are always welcome. As a try-hard by nature, eternal improvement is a habit of mine. So fire away, anyone who happens upon this. Feel free to do so, or to just keep on moving. Either way, buckle up and enjoy the ride.